When I looked on the mirror this morning I was SHOCKED to see Rand Paul looking back at me! How did HE get in my bathroom? My water-retentioned baggy eyes and gelled out curls had rendered (or “randered”) me “Pauline!” Ahhhhhh!!!! Well, being a bit of a fan of this maligned man, I wasn’t totally put off… but it DEFINITELY isn’t “the look” I am going for! Actually “the look” is constantly in a state of flux. If Ed ever fantasized about multiple wives for variety, he’s getting his wish! (Not sure Rand Paul would be in his lineup, but in this day and age, who knows?!!) God… keep me loose and laughing about my metamorphosis. I have NO control over it, so I might as well marvel at the quirky looks that keep emerging.  Kinda like the Liberty Mutual commercial where Doug keeps changing filters on his video chat with Limu Emu! That “beak look” has some charm! Hmmmm….